1 00:00:03,950 --> 00:00:04,950 You know what? 2 00:00:05,290 --> 00:00:07,130 I really am much shorter in person. 3 00:00:09,490 --> 00:00:11,970 Yeah, but that's okay because your head is freakishly large. 4 00:00:14,830 --> 00:00:18,490 All -stars have huge heads. Vanna White, we're talking Easter Island. 5 00:00:20,670 --> 00:00:24,650 How's the guacamole? Good. Not too runny? No. Not too chunky? It's a 6 00:00:24,810 --> 00:00:26,270 Maybe I'll try some, just to be sure. No. 7 00:00:27,050 --> 00:00:29,530 You've been starving yourself for six weeks to get into that gown for the 8 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:31,850 Grammys. Don't blow it now. Oh, you're right, you're right. I've only got a 9 00:00:31,850 --> 00:00:34,790 couple more hours to go. It's not going to kill me. Do you think my waist would 10 00:00:34,790 --> 00:00:36,270 look smaller if I had a couple of ribs removed? 11 00:00:37,470 --> 00:00:39,610 God, I could go over some baby backs right now. 12 00:00:39,850 --> 00:00:41,330 Honey, honey, two words. 13 00:00:41,570 --> 00:00:42,570 Mad cow. 14 00:00:43,610 --> 00:00:45,630 You're right, you're right. Maybe I'll just lick a chip. 15 00:00:47,070 --> 00:00:48,190 I won't put it back this time. 16 00:00:49,769 --> 00:00:52,230 Listen, did you lick anything else? I was thinking of having a plum. 17 00:00:53,050 --> 00:00:57,110 Honey, please, I have a will of iron. You don't get to be who I am without 18 00:00:57,110 --> 00:00:58,610 having the discipline of a monk. 19 00:00:59,050 --> 00:01:01,530 Ooh, salami. No, no, okay. 20 00:01:02,630 --> 00:01:04,650 I'm just gonna sniff it while I get my hair done. 21 00:01:06,870 --> 00:01:10,030 Who loves me even though I'm crazy? 22 00:01:10,750 --> 00:01:13,710 And nothing that I say is true. 23 00:01:14,390 --> 00:01:16,510 Who won my heart and soul? 24 00:01:16,870 --> 00:01:18,070 Forever it's no. 25 00:01:18,650 --> 00:01:23,810 Nobody else but, nobody else but, nobody else but you. 26 00:01:24,910 --> 00:01:28,630 La, la, la, la, you, yeah. 27 00:01:29,270 --> 00:01:31,370 Nobody else but you. 28 00:01:48,030 --> 00:01:49,030 Are you ready? 29 00:01:49,730 --> 00:01:50,950 Oh, am I? 30 00:01:51,210 --> 00:01:53,070 Oh, my God. 31 00:01:53,770 --> 00:01:56,390 This thing in fortune really is all it's crossed up to be. 32 00:01:57,530 --> 00:02:01,190 Pretty snazzy, huh? Oh, my God. I've had pictures that grossed less than those 33 00:02:01,190 --> 00:02:02,190 calls. 34 00:02:02,970 --> 00:02:04,650 Do you think they're too much? Oh, absolutely. 35 00:02:04,990 --> 00:02:08,889 Great. I love excess. Yeah, yeah. Well, don't get too attached, Missy, because 36 00:02:08,889 --> 00:02:11,970 these are only on loan for the night. The security guard takes them back right 37 00:02:11,970 --> 00:02:14,050 after the Grammy. Yeah, well, he'll have to catch me first. 38 00:02:14,350 --> 00:02:15,350 No, no, no. 39 00:02:15,950 --> 00:02:16,950 You listen to me. 40 00:02:17,290 --> 00:02:19,710 You're just going to lose them like that bracelet, and the next thing you know, 41 00:02:19,730 --> 00:02:21,870 I'm crawling under the house with a flashlight in my mouth. 42 00:02:23,210 --> 00:02:25,690 Well, on the plus side, we did find that family of raccoons. 43 00:02:26,390 --> 00:02:27,990 Yeah, and I had to pay for the rabies shot. 44 00:02:29,930 --> 00:02:30,930 What? 45 00:02:31,030 --> 00:02:32,970 Oh, Connie, your skin is so luminous. 46 00:02:33,490 --> 00:02:36,730 Oh, that's so sweet. You know, you never believe me, but to this day, just an 47 00:02:36,730 --> 00:02:38,970 eczema and a cold cloth is... Hey, hey, hey! 48 00:02:40,330 --> 00:02:43,470 You're like a cat. If you moved that quick under the house, that raccoon 49 00:02:43,470 --> 00:02:44,470 would have bit your thigh. 50 00:02:47,820 --> 00:02:49,560 Do you think I should tell a joke now? 51 00:02:51,180 --> 00:02:52,340 No, at the awards. 52 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:54,060 No, you're just supposed to sing. 53 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:57,360 Yes, but I'm very good at witty banter. Like? You know, like what we're doing 54 00:02:57,360 --> 00:02:59,720 right now. Like give and take, riffing razzmatazz. 55 00:03:00,920 --> 00:03:01,920 Maybe I'll just sing. 56 00:03:03,980 --> 00:03:05,120 Oh, Connie. 57 00:03:06,060 --> 00:03:06,978 I know. 58 00:03:06,980 --> 00:03:10,160 Oh, Connie, Connie, Connie. I know, I know, I know. 59 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:12,340 I'm very happy to be singing tonight, but... 60 00:03:12,670 --> 00:03:13,750 I wish I'd been nominated. 61 00:03:13,970 --> 00:03:16,870 I made such a beautiful album and nobody bought it. 62 00:03:19,030 --> 00:03:20,610 Sweetheart, they'll buy it when you're dead. 63 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:23,269 You think? 64 00:03:23,270 --> 00:03:24,270 Maybe. 65 00:03:25,650 --> 00:03:26,650 Spit it out. 66 00:03:35,210 --> 00:03:37,250 What's that hairstyle's name again? Inez. 67 00:03:37,510 --> 00:03:38,510 How do you pronounce it? 68 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:46,780 It said Madonna's going to be there, and U2 is going to be there, and Destiny's 69 00:03:46,780 --> 00:03:49,520 Child is going to be there. And your mom is going to be there. 70 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:51,900 I know, but it's still going to be really cool. 71 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:55,400 Hey, and I like that one earring thing. It really works for you. Thank you, 72 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:56,400 sweetie. 73 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:58,440 Oh, God. 74 00:03:59,780 --> 00:04:00,780 Oh, God. 75 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:03,080 Oh, my God. 76 00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:07,500 Oh. Oh. 77 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:09,640 What are you doing? 78 00:04:10,020 --> 00:04:12,340 Oh, uh, just trying a little something with my hair. 79 00:04:13,990 --> 00:04:15,070 It's a look. Thank you. 80 00:04:16,529 --> 00:04:20,450 I have to get Inez a beverage. I thought it was Inez. It's Inez, and you think 81 00:04:20,450 --> 00:04:21,450 I'm a diva. 82 00:04:25,250 --> 00:04:26,510 Oh, my God. 83 00:04:27,010 --> 00:04:28,730 Oh, my God. 84 00:04:29,950 --> 00:04:30,950 Oh, Lord. 85 00:04:32,350 --> 00:04:34,790 Connie, if you're looking for loose change, at least wait until I'm out of 86 00:04:34,790 --> 00:04:35,790 house. 87 00:04:36,750 --> 00:04:39,250 Just pumping the pillows. Sweetheart, don't get dressed. I mean it. You're 88 00:04:39,250 --> 00:04:40,250 to be so late. 89 00:04:40,460 --> 00:04:43,580 Connie, when did going to these events get to be so much work? 90 00:04:43,980 --> 00:04:47,840 Between the dress and the hair and the three -to -five bras. 91 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:50,860 And I don't even stand a chance of taking home an award. 92 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:53,120 Oh, sweetie, you know what they say. 93 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:56,620 Just being nominated is really the great honor. 94 00:04:58,120 --> 00:04:59,440 But I wasn't nominated. 95 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:02,320 Well, you're taking it like such a good soldier. 96 00:05:03,820 --> 00:05:04,820 Aren't I? 97 00:05:04,940 --> 00:05:08,180 I'm going to bring Inez a little snack. She's looking a little feral. Oh! 98 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,740 You hit someone with a door you don't say sorry? 99 00:05:57,100 --> 00:05:58,460 Oh, sorry, yes. 100 00:05:59,380 --> 00:06:02,800 Well, anyway, I spent three hours at the airport. No sign of her anywhere. 101 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:06,260 It's all my fault, you know. She was perfectly happy in England. But no, I 102 00:06:06,260 --> 00:06:08,260 to go and call her. Hello, Grammy. This is Oscar. 103 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:12,500 Would you like to come to America to the Grammys? You know, take my Grammy to 104 00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:13,500 the Grammys? 105 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:16,460 We had a good laugh there, I can tell you. 106 00:06:17,300 --> 00:06:20,500 And then she said, no, I'd rather... My Oscar took me to the Oscars. I tell you, 107 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:21,640 sometimes there's no pleasing that woman. 108 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:25,860 I really wish I had the time to care, but I'm in the middle of a crisis of my 109 00:06:25,860 --> 00:06:29,220 own right now. Yes, but your crisis can usually be solved with a pint of Haagen 110 00:06:29,220 --> 00:06:30,380 -Dazs and a Chippendales video. 111 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:36,060 I've lost an entire human being. Well, is she worth $5 .2 million? 112 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:40,260 She's my grandmother, and you cannot put a price tag on a human life. 113 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:42,340 But no, she's not. 114 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:46,700 She's about five foot four. 115 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:49,360 Well, any way you measure her, really. 116 00:06:51,500 --> 00:06:56,540 And she's attractive in a sort of Glenda Jackson, Peter Ustinov kind of way. 117 00:06:58,820 --> 00:07:00,840 Yes, I agree. That's not attractive at all. All right. 118 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:03,700 Put on your sketch artist. I'll talk into it. 119 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:04,999 That's it. 120 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:05,719 That's it. 121 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:09,540 If you're not going to sit still, I'm going and I'm taking my babies with me. 122 00:07:09,660 --> 00:07:11,260 That's my hair. Not anymore. 123 00:07:11,900 --> 00:07:14,140 You can look for it somewhere on Little Kim. 124 00:07:15,380 --> 00:07:19,360 I'm sorry to be so fidgety, but I'm singing at the Grammys tonight. I'm a 125 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:20,850 nervous. You sing? 126 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:25,910 Stop doing that. You know perfectly well who I am. Well, so far, you're just a 127 00:07:25,910 --> 00:07:28,510 lot of movies I haven't seen and music I've never heard. 128 00:07:29,150 --> 00:07:30,150 What do you mean? 129 00:07:30,270 --> 00:07:31,690 I'm huge in the black community. 130 00:07:32,470 --> 00:07:33,670 Who told you that? 131 00:07:33,970 --> 00:07:34,970 Brian Gumbel. 132 00:07:37,270 --> 00:07:38,370 Uh -huh. 133 00:07:40,830 --> 00:07:42,550 All right, I'll stay. 134 00:07:43,110 --> 00:07:46,890 But you better sit still, because I got some curling irons in here, and I will 135 00:07:46,890 --> 00:07:47,890 burn you. 136 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:52,080 I'll get it. 137 00:07:54,860 --> 00:07:55,880 Good afternoon. 138 00:07:56,340 --> 00:07:59,640 Hello, I'm sorry. If you're Jehovah's Witnesses, I'm very busy and I worship a 139 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:00,640 different god. 140 00:08:01,580 --> 00:08:03,980 Wait, that's my grandmother. 141 00:08:04,460 --> 00:08:06,280 Oh, beg your pardon. Please come in. 142 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:09,660 Oh, this is rather posh, isn't it? 143 00:08:10,780 --> 00:08:12,600 I thought it would be bigger. 144 00:08:14,540 --> 00:08:17,060 Grammy, I have been worried sick. Where have you been? 145 00:08:17,380 --> 00:08:18,380 Well, ducking. 146 00:08:18,430 --> 00:08:23,650 When I didn't spot you at the airport, I got on one of those tours of movie 147 00:08:23,650 --> 00:08:27,050 stars' homes and they dropped us off right here. 148 00:08:28,270 --> 00:08:30,370 And who's this? This is Bernice. 149 00:08:30,830 --> 00:08:32,130 We met on the tour. 150 00:08:33,950 --> 00:08:35,409 Can I use your bathroom? 151 00:08:36,309 --> 00:08:37,409 It's right through there. 152 00:08:38,049 --> 00:08:39,549 But you have to jiggle the handle. 153 00:08:43,010 --> 00:08:46,710 Well, listen, thank goodness you're all right. Now, I would like you to meet 154 00:08:46,710 --> 00:08:47,710 Bette. Hello. 155 00:08:48,220 --> 00:08:49,860 You're shorter in person. 156 00:08:50,820 --> 00:08:52,620 What happened to your hair? 157 00:08:53,180 --> 00:08:54,960 What happened to your hair? 158 00:08:56,120 --> 00:09:00,400 Oh, Oscar, you're quite right. She has got a nasty edge. 159 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:08,320 Yes, in England, nasty is sort of colloquial for multi -talented. I 160 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:12,140 Did you find everything all right? 161 00:09:12,460 --> 00:09:14,600 And Gillian had a bidet. 162 00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:19,930 What kind of a tour was that? Oh, spectacular. 163 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:23,990 Would have been better with a spot of tea. 164 00:09:24,490 --> 00:09:25,970 I'll pass that on to the main office. 165 00:09:26,250 --> 00:09:28,330 Tea? Oh, darling, what a wonderful idea. 166 00:09:28,590 --> 00:09:29,990 Where the hell did you come from? 167 00:09:31,430 --> 00:09:33,050 You know, I'll bet they're hungry, too. 168 00:09:33,250 --> 00:09:36,390 No, I'm fine, thank you. I wouldn't mind a sandwich. 169 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:38,750 Well, there you see, your guests are starving. 170 00:09:39,070 --> 00:09:44,710 You promised me you would play the rehearsal tape of her screaming at the 171 00:09:46,690 --> 00:09:47,750 Isn't she a dream? 172 00:09:48,090 --> 00:09:49,590 Yeah, you could eat her with a spoon. 173 00:09:50,650 --> 00:09:51,650 Everyone, 174 00:09:51,770 --> 00:09:54,610 go. Have tea. Go, go, go, go. Go. Don't break a hip. 175 00:09:56,890 --> 00:10:00,250 I can't believe I'm an hour away from singing at the Grammys and I'm making a 176 00:10:00,250 --> 00:10:01,250 roast beef sandwich. 177 00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:06,670 With horseradish. I know, Bernice. I heard you the first three times. 178 00:10:08,090 --> 00:10:09,450 Okay, I'm ready. How do I look? 179 00:10:10,070 --> 00:10:11,070 Oh, adorable. 180 00:10:11,590 --> 00:10:13,170 Really? Absolutely. Go change. 181 00:10:15,050 --> 00:10:16,990 Because you're not going out of the house looking like that. 182 00:10:17,770 --> 00:10:19,830 Jenny, you're right. She's not letting me wear the leather pants. 183 00:10:21,090 --> 00:10:23,250 See, Jenna says I look 16 in these pants. 184 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:24,169 She does? 185 00:10:24,170 --> 00:10:25,170 Let me talk to her. 186 00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:31,830 All right, do yourself a favor. Go find the rest of that shirt, burn it, and 187 00:10:31,830 --> 00:10:32,830 then put on a sweater. 188 00:10:34,330 --> 00:10:37,090 You don't have these problems in England, do you? 189 00:10:37,950 --> 00:10:40,310 Everyone's so pasty. They never show it again. 190 00:10:42,330 --> 00:10:45,870 Oscar. Will Bernice be sitting with us at the awards show? 191 00:10:46,750 --> 00:10:49,610 I'm not too sure. Bette, can you pull any strings? 192 00:10:50,290 --> 00:10:53,450 Oscar, it's a very hot ticket. You can't just walk up and get in. 193 00:10:53,750 --> 00:10:55,910 That's how I got on The Price is Right. 194 00:10:57,410 --> 00:11:01,210 Yes, but come on. Surely my granny can bring a friend. Oh, I have a great idea. 195 00:11:01,350 --> 00:11:04,810 Why don't you call that ex of yours, the guy that dances behind Ricky Martin? 196 00:11:05,230 --> 00:11:08,170 Oh, he's a lovely chap. Why don't you date him? 197 00:11:09,330 --> 00:11:11,730 If not, send him over to me. 198 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:18,480 Bernice, haven't you got someone waiting for you back at the home? You'd think. 199 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:23,540 OK, Bernice, here you go. Knock yourself out. 200 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:25,900 Oh, two skinny slices. 201 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:30,520 I thought you were exaggerating when you said she was cheap and miserly. 202 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:40,860 She does like her brandy. 203 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:44,940 a glass, but I'm too cheap and miserly. 204 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:49,080 Connie, 205 00:11:49,260 --> 00:11:50,260 what are you doing down there? 206 00:11:50,420 --> 00:11:51,620 Hopefully, clotting. 207 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:54,180 Shut up, shut up. 208 00:11:57,180 --> 00:12:01,240 You also have to understand that I also say very positive things about you. 209 00:12:01,420 --> 00:12:02,420 Yeah? Like what? 210 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:05,200 Like you've never killed anyone. 211 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,520 The night is young, Oscar. 212 00:12:22,220 --> 00:12:26,720 think i have a concussion always with the drama i thought we settled this 213 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:33,460 ago i'm famous you're not here's a little drama i lost one of the harry 214 00:12:33,460 --> 00:12:38,700 earrings oh my god those are worth a lot of money you're in a lot of trouble 215 00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:42,140 well actually i'm not liable for them they're loaned out to you you're the 216 00:12:42,140 --> 00:12:43,140 famous one 217 00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:54,710 Can we take a break, please, for a minute? 218 00:12:54,990 --> 00:12:56,810 My poor grandmother's back is hurting. 219 00:12:57,150 --> 00:12:59,250 No, it isn't. All right, my back is hurting. 220 00:13:00,290 --> 00:13:02,270 Go and leave here until we find that earring. 221 00:13:02,910 --> 00:13:04,470 Is my eye swelling shut? 222 00:13:05,470 --> 00:13:07,430 I don't know what you usually look like. 223 00:13:10,210 --> 00:13:12,250 Did you go anywhere else? Think. 224 00:13:12,570 --> 00:13:13,670 Did you go in the pool? 225 00:13:13,950 --> 00:13:15,390 No, I didn't go in the pool. It's February. 226 00:13:15,810 --> 00:13:18,610 Did you go in the jacuzzi? No, why are you asking me this? 227 00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:25,670 Barney said this perfume made me smell like lilacs. 228 00:13:25,950 --> 00:13:28,170 Yeah, lilacs that were swimming laps at the Y. 229 00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:30,930 Look at this. 230 00:13:31,370 --> 00:13:35,610 Oh, what? What? What? Oh, you get a lot of letters from prisoners. 231 00:13:36,150 --> 00:13:37,390 You put those back. 232 00:13:38,870 --> 00:13:39,890 I'm all they have. 233 00:13:42,870 --> 00:13:44,690 I was just looking through your closet. 234 00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:48,490 And what are these, like a seven? Because I got a wedding I need to borrow 235 00:13:48,490 --> 00:13:49,490 for. 236 00:13:49,770 --> 00:13:51,350 What were you doing in my closet? 237 00:14:01,230 --> 00:14:02,230 are you wearing? 238 00:14:02,930 --> 00:14:05,190 Kayla lent it to me. Well, Kayla's a tramp. 239 00:14:06,210 --> 00:14:07,230 Go up and change. 240 00:14:07,490 --> 00:14:08,490 But her mom lets her. 241 00:14:08,690 --> 00:14:12,450 Yeah, well, Kayla's mom may be ready to become a grandmother, but I'm not, so go 242 00:14:12,450 --> 00:14:14,170 upstairs and put on something more appropriate. 243 00:14:15,930 --> 00:14:19,190 Honey, honey, do that again. Point and shake your arm. Why? 244 00:14:19,410 --> 00:14:23,310 Why, do I have some kind of waddle thing going on? No, no, I heard a sound. 245 00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:25,410 What's in your pocket? Just something to keep me going. 246 00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:26,750 She's an ecstasy. 247 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:43,960 Paul cracks it again. 248 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:48,840 Well, now that the earring is found, I'm going to go upstairs and squeeze myself 249 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:49,819 into that dress. 250 00:14:49,820 --> 00:14:53,280 Oh, my God, you should see it, Connie. It's got more gauze than my last close 251 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:54,280 -up. 252 00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:58,740 And Pamela Dennis said I could keep it. No, she didn't. She will after I sweat 253 00:14:58,740 --> 00:14:59,740 through it. 254 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:17,500 Jennifer Lopez got her hair caught in a zipper. 255 00:15:18,860 --> 00:15:19,860 Not hers. 256 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:23,780 Well, ladies, what do you think? 257 00:15:24,060 --> 00:15:25,060 It's lovely. 258 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:27,480 This is a good mattress. 259 00:15:28,780 --> 00:15:30,680 Don't get any crumbs on the bed, Bernice. 260 00:15:31,020 --> 00:15:35,200 Oh, Grammy, you naughty, naughty, naughty girl, all here alone with Bette, 261 00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:38,580 getting up to lots of mischief, I expect. Come, I'll make you a cup of 262 00:15:38,660 --> 00:15:40,780 I don't want any tea. I don't want any tea. 263 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:51,280 Fabulous. She has such interesting stories. Like the time I was in Italy 264 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:53,560 took some of my wigs and put them on your dog and took pictures. 265 00:15:55,260 --> 00:15:59,440 Or when she was performing at Madison Square Garden and you told her. 266 00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:04,820 You know, I've got a better story, though. Do you remember the time I 267 00:16:04,820 --> 00:16:07,660 in the woodshed with your knickers around your ankle kissing the milkman? 268 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:12,500 I think there have been enough stories to write. 269 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:15,100 Come along, Bernice. 270 00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:18,550 I don't see a Bible in this room anyway. 271 00:16:21,010 --> 00:16:22,070 Everybody ready? 272 00:16:23,610 --> 00:16:28,730 Hair by Inez, earrings by Harry Winston, dressed by Pamela Dennis, and these 273 00:16:28,730 --> 00:16:31,770 prize -winning puppies by an upward shift in my tectonic plate. 274 00:16:33,130 --> 00:16:34,130 Thank you. 275 00:16:34,530 --> 00:16:36,430 Oh, I recognize her. 276 00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:41,030 Well, of course. Yes, of course we understand. 277 00:16:41,550 --> 00:16:42,910 Okay, no problem. 278 00:16:43,410 --> 00:16:44,770 No problem for you. 279 00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:46,500 What's up? 280 00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:48,080 First off, you look fabulous. 281 00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:50,020 Oh, no. 282 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:51,560 It's that bad. 283 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:56,260 Backstreet Boys and NSYNC are forming a Superboy band for the Grammys. They're 284 00:16:56,260 --> 00:17:00,120 going to sing together tonight for the very first time. Oh, and the bad news 285 00:17:00,380 --> 00:17:01,720 They've bumped Beth's song. 286 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:06,000 I'm so sorry, honey, but they still want you to be on the show. 287 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,200 What do they want me to do? 288 00:17:07,619 --> 00:17:09,099 Introduce the montage of the dead. 289 00:17:11,079 --> 00:17:12,560 Well, that's kind of a downer. 290 00:17:12,780 --> 00:17:14,119 What am I, the Grim Reaper? 291 00:17:15,260 --> 00:17:19,640 I'm not going. Oh, sweetie, come on. We're all set to go, and we're so 292 00:17:19,780 --> 00:17:21,339 Connie, Connie, there's no point now. 293 00:17:22,119 --> 00:17:23,420 I don't feel very good. 294 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:29,040 Come in. 295 00:17:29,660 --> 00:17:30,660 Rose. 296 00:17:30,740 --> 00:17:34,320 Rose, honey, I hate to be the bearer of bad news. Okay, you have to let me wear 297 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:35,340 this because you bought it for me. 298 00:17:36,140 --> 00:17:38,200 How about these Grammys? 299 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,200 Oh, honey, you look so beautiful. 300 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:44,120 Thanks, Mom. So do you. Oh, my God, this is going to be so cool. Blink -182 is 301 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:46,440 going to be there, and Macy Gray is going to be there, and I'm definitely 302 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,440 Beck for an autograph. 303 00:17:47,540 --> 00:17:48,419 Oh, my goodness. 304 00:17:48,420 --> 00:17:50,000 You're really excited about this, huh? 305 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:53,680 Yeah. I mean, it's my first Grammys, and I know it doesn't sound like a lot to 306 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:57,120 you because you've been there like a million times, but this is like the most 307 00:17:57,120 --> 00:18:01,880 exciting night of my whole life. Oh, well, I know how that feels. 308 00:18:02,380 --> 00:18:05,900 I remember my first Grammys. Hell, that might have been the first Grammys. 309 00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:10,400 You went for Best New Artist that year. Oh, yes, I did. Your mommy won the same 310 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:11,440 award as Milli Vanilli. 311 00:18:15,139 --> 00:18:16,200 Who? Never mind. 312 00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:18,700 Yeah, it was all so new back then. 313 00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:21,460 Ah, my first record, my first nomination. 314 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:23,620 Doesn't seem that long ago now. 315 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:26,780 Sometimes I forget how exciting all this stuff can be. 316 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:29,400 Lately I've been thinking I didn't have much reason to go. 317 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,560 But I guess I was wrong. 318 00:18:32,740 --> 00:18:34,300 I can't wait to hear you sing tonight. 319 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,520 Oh, why wait? 320 00:18:37,340 --> 00:18:38,340 Do you? 321 00:18:58,100 --> 00:18:59,100 Do you wanna dance? 322 00:19:00,420 --> 00:19:04,800 Do you, do you, do you, do you? Do you wanna dance? 323 00:19:05,980 --> 00:19:08,800 Do you, do you, do you, do you? 324 00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:10,400 Do you wanna dance? 325 00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,120 Connie, get the car! 326 00:19:13,460 --> 00:19:14,540 We're going to the Grammy! 327 00:19:17,380 --> 00:19:21,580 All right, we are here in Los Angeles outside the Staples Center for the 328 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,500 is on the red carpet tonight. 329 00:19:26,140 --> 00:19:27,480 Ah, look at who is here. 330 00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:29,660 Look who it is. It's the divine Miss Anne. 331 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:33,580 And it looks like you brought more than a few guests with you tonight. Well, you 332 00:19:33,580 --> 00:19:34,760 know what they say. You gotta have friends. 333 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:37,420 Huh? That's the song I used to sing. 334 00:19:37,740 --> 00:19:38,760 Sounds like a big hit. 335 00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:41,860 Would you like to introduce us to your entourage? 336 00:19:42,060 --> 00:19:44,540 Well, this is my beautiful daughter, Rose. All right. 337 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:47,380 My manager, Connie Randolph. Oh, my. 338 00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:49,100 What are you wearing here? 339 00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:52,760 Oh, it's an ace bandage that I've bedazzled. 340 00:19:55,980 --> 00:19:59,500 Oscar Haywood and his grandmother and her friend Bernice. 341 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:02,060 I'd like to give a shout out to my church. 342 00:20:03,860 --> 00:20:04,860 Well, 343 00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:09,280 I want to thank you all for stopping and talking to us. You do look lovely 344 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:12,040 tonight. Thank you. I got to say that I really love this one earring thing. 345 00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:27,710 What's wrong with you? Honey, I didn't notice this before, but with all these 346 00:20:27,710 --> 00:20:30,970 lights flashing, this fabric is so sheer, you can see. 347 00:20:32,390 --> 00:20:33,390 Oh, my God. 348 00:20:33,610 --> 00:20:34,810 You can see my Gina Davis? 349 00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:39,790 Connie, give me your underpants.